Arse Pickles
a game played by members of the male h-m-s-xual community whereupon one gentleman inserts a super-sized gherkin or dill pickle spear into his -n-l cavity for the purposes of s-xual arousal. after suitable pleasure has been gained, he returns the now super-spiced item to the jar whereupon its place is lost among the other standard pickles in the pot.
upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the pink palomino club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential -rs- pickle. the guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with -rs- spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.
-rs- pickles – from the original latin: -n-lus condimentus extremus
“say heinz, you are one hot tamale, how do you fancy a night on the club scene this sat-rday? come over to my place and we can feast on fine burgers beforehand and even play -rs- pickles if you think you can handle the flavoursome treats i’m packin’.”
from the uncut video feature special ent-tled: “heinz & helmut hit hamburg with hamsters”
“what ho tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my b-lls are as large as seville oranges. what say you pop over before tea time for some cuc-mber sandwiches and a zesty game of -rs- pickles. that should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”
from the novel: i say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, i think i’ll try some b-m-fun
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