arsewiper
when you are stuck in an arkward whilst on the toilet an “-rs-wiper” will be called to finish the creation started
(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
“honey i’m stuck and i haven’t wiped”
“ok,looks like i need to help you”
comes in wipes -rs-(-rs-wiper) and help out
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