Arwen
aragorn’s elven chick.
some lotr so-called fans argue endlessly over peter jackson’s decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) they are morons and they can’t tell their -ssholes from a hole in the ground.
b) they are gay and they’d rather see more of eomer without his mail shirt.
jay: hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of lotr and edited out the parts where that f-cking arwen chick appears!
silent bob: no sh-t -sshole? when do you start filming the silmarillion?
she’s my amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, cute little sister. full of life and love. she’s bright and bubbly and she never fails to make my day.
i love arwen!
arwen is an amazing sister.
n. princess with att-tude
v. to get in your face, to slice with wit
n. “if sarah isn’t an arwen with that dress on, no one is.”
v. “don’t get all arwen on me, i didn’t do that on purpose!!”
a short, but lovable, woman who brightens your day anytime she decides to stop by. a woman with a big b-tt and bigger heart. someone who can be your best friend and drive you crazy at the same time. arwen can make you tha happiest you’ve been……or want to bang your head into a brick wall repeatedly however, you will always love her…..because she will always love you. pretty much no matter what.
i saw arwen today….made my week totally better…..including nearly being the target in a drive by
annoying pathetic wh-r- who whines in lord of the rings because people are fighting instead of doing anything about it
arwen
and also:
3. an uberhyped woman who doesn’t really deserve it.
“joss stone is such an arwen!”
ano ver used character in the lord of the rings movie
“arwen is over used in the lord of the rings movies”
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