As molasses
a less offensive way of saying as f-ck – used for emphasis.
this hotel wifi is slow as mol-sses.
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the highly frustrating, but thankfully small (usually) burn holes caused by little burning weed embers falling from the hot end of a spliff tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. they cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics. aww man, i’ve just got a blimmer through my […]
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