As the Bird Flies
the act of walking in the most direct route from cronulla to stanwell park 28 kms……..well according to mark starr. please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly……
mark: have you guys ever done the walk from cronulla to stanwell park? it’s only 28 kms
us: no, why would you walk 28 kms?
mark: it’s a really nice walk
us: 28 kms isn’t that far, why is this drive taking so long??
mark: the walk is as the bird flies!!!!
us: haha
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