ascend the tree


the act of having s-xual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other’s opposite foot. derived from ancient indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. she has a nice tree. i would ascend that so fast he wouldn’t know what hit him.

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