ascension headache
the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
“i’m feeling another ascension headache coming on… excellent! i’ll be doing fly-overs in no time!!”
“i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!”
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