the most special and beautiful person in the world. asghar is a kind and loving character whom you can talk to about anything and everything, you will never meet another like him.
1. asghar is so sweet!
- messed like mariah
when you f*ck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly mariah messed up during the 2016 new year’s rockin’ eve “performance” “d*mn! i f*cked up rilly badly, becky. i accidentally burned watermeloquandria’s weave, and now thotqueisha finna win the little miss chicago’s stripper pole princess pageant, and fried chickenice’s […]
in the fold where the scr*t*m meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, id, etc…). similar to a wallet/billfold the scr*t*m and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease. can i use your bathroom quick, i need to grab somethin’ outta my ballfold. d*mn, did […]
- std syndrome
std syndrome, stands for ‘suck that d!ck syndrome’ . basically when you want to talk to someone and they decline by saying you have std syndrome, aka you a hoe! and i might end up sucking your d*ck.. a- lets facetime. b- h*ll no! you got std syndrome! i don’t wanna catch that sh*t.
- raw red onion breath
any injury that results in bleeding from the mouth. d*mn, he got snuck. he got raw red onion breath, he lost a tooth.