Asheville

a beautiful city in wnc. it is most famous because of its queen, her imperial majesty lyza jadis. she rules the land with an iron fist and her army of fluffy minions, at the head of which is icebat.

all the coolest cats live there, and they play dreidel in the streets and have bonfires on the ceiling once a year in honor of the birth of tim burton.
it is also rumored to be the home of christmaqwanadondica day man, but that’s the kind of talk that gets people f-cked up. all the inhabitants leave out macaroni and cheese for him and his lady every december fifteenth, lest he put caustic soap on them.
also known as: a-ville, the ‘ville, casheville, the ashevatican
dorothy: “icebat, i have a feeling we’re not in kansas anymore…”
scarlett: “oh asheville, asheville!”
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the best city in western north carolina. it is totally different from any city in the south. hippies and rednecks come together to make this city what it is. it is also known as a-ville or ca$hville.
hey man want to go to the drum circle in downtown asheville?
the biggest city in western north carolina. asheville is home to some of the most liberal people in the south. despite having a reputation for poor drivers, h-m-s-xuals, and potheads, asheville is a really cultured place. if you can look past the biltmore house, asheville has a lot of very cultural things to do that can change the way you think. a djimbe drum circle meets every friday in downtown asheville at pritchard park, until it gets too cold. downtown asheville is the best part of the city, with many locally owned shops and restaurants lining the streets. local musicians are plentiful, regularly showcasing their talents to the p-sserby. asheville has some of the most diverse music and musicians in the region. tourists frequent the city for the beautiful scenery, the biltmore house, and to experience the culture that is asheville. i wouldn’t want to live in asheville for long, but it is worth spending some time there.
ever been to asheville, fred?
no jim. what is it like?
it was cold and quaint, but the music was great!
a deeply strange but fun city in western north carolina. asheville is home to roaming street musicians, pagan cults, vicious evangelists, a guy with a cross on wheels, bele chere & street kids with a ridiculous sense of ent-tlement. you can find local beer, thai food, chain store cr-p & really unique crafts within a 3 block radius of each other. beware the “asheville dirty hippies”; typically identified by dogs & scruffy 20-somethings traveling under a cloud of patchouli and marijuana.

great music scene…
“hey, what we gonna do tonight?”

“i dunno…wanna go to asheville and watch the protest/impromtu parade/drum circle/pride parade/street theater?
a place where h-m-s-xuals hang out.
asheville, nc is one of the largest h-m-s-xual capitals in the south.
a redneck town in north carolina with the education and culture of “smallville”.
i’m sorry, sir, but you can’t buy alcohol on sunday mornings in asheville.
-why not?
family val… i mean, state law.