Ashford & Simpson
to be “solid” or “solid as a rock” (a song made famous by husband & wife duo ashford & simpson)…
when a girl gives you the hardest, most veiny and throbbing b-n-r ever. can sometimes feel like the p-n-s is literally going to crack and shatter. can only be sustained by more of the same action (which may result in -j-c-l-t–n) or immediately after, using a c-ck ring.
girl: ooh baby, do you like the way i’m rubbing your c-ck between my big–ss t-tties all covered in hot oil, stroking your b-lls and playing with a d-ld- in my -ss so you can f-ck me all while we’re watching lesbian p-rn?
guy: are you kidding baby? i’m totally ashford & simpson right now.
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