Asian Breakfast Wakeup
it is often understandably confused with the “kentucky slap” and the “italian breakfast wakeup.” one pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual’s head. another slaps globs of wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. another asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old asian man sings songs of his homeland.
that asian breakfast wakeup left mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and i was unable to see from all the ink. the sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.
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