Asian Dad


a dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.
asian dad is happy today and decides to buy son an xbox.

asian dad: son ill buy you an xbox!
son: holy sh-t thanks dad!
asian dad: no problem, my son.
son: can you pay for xbox live for the first year?
asian dad: wtf? h-ll no you dont need xbox live. why would you need that when you can play alone?
son: ill pay for it.
asian dad: h-ll no, the money you have came from me. xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. its a piece of sh-t so no.

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