Aslång Whiskey


the mythical whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. aged for at least one kalpa (4.32 billion years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. there is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the earth. the t-tle can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.
-“dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-“about a half of an aslång whiskey i suppose!”

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