asnoozle
“asnoozle” is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. this word was created after being sick of hearing people say “ugh… i gotta sneeze but i cant… you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?” the examples below combat having to say that everytime.
“argh, asnoozle sneeze”
“d-mn i got asnoozle fart”
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.
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