asparagus head


not a word. just sounds funny
u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head.
3 more definitions
wwjdsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect
wwjd if he saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head?
nicer than u tools.
u r all r-t-rds
get over your self, -ssohle
hes actually nice

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