asphalt ballet



the unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that’s low to the ground. road rash dance!
everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the “asphalt ballet” without a helmet!

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