ass bagel


basically it’s stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. usually used when trying to emphasize a point. also good for answering machines.
beep “hey -ss bagel what are you doing calling me so late? i’m not home right now. so go f-ck a flip flop flip flop f-cker before i shove it straight up your -ss! bye”

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