Ass-Blasterbate


a form of masturbation involving fingering ones -ss hole and extremely runny diarrhea. the act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
after days of eating taco bell, ronald finally had the sh-ts necessary to -ss-blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

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