Ass Canned
v. (past simple) the past action of -ss canning. when an individual has been on the receiving end of -n-l s-x.
last night johnny was -ss canning jill while watching the evening news. the next morning, jill was speaking to her best friend melissa about the previous night of -n-l s-x. jill told melissa, “johnny -ss canned me good, and i can barely sit down today.”
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