ass chocolate
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your -sshole and pull out a brown substance aka -ss chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don’t tell them until after they tasted your warm -ss chocolate. bon apet-te
jeremy: dude want some s’mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s’more
jeremy: it ws made of -ss chocolate
philo : -dies- >.<
noun. feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the -n-s or the more molten remnants clinging in the -n-l c-n-l around the sphincter muscle; sh-t.
"honey, if we could move to hershey, pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the -ss chocolate your cooking produces in me."
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