ass clap


when a woman is thick and her b-tt cheeks including muscle and fat and can move them towards and away from each other (kind resembling a clapping motion.)
i love it when you got your -ss clappin’ for me (with hands clapping in the background)
to destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got -ss clapped
you just handed that guy a 6-0 -ss clap
making your -ss clap, or the shaking of the -ss, making a clapping sound
make that -ss clap
use of the b-tt cheeks to make a clapping sound. the sound of b-ttocks slapping together.
when the home team scored the crowd was -ssclapping.

the girl working the pole really knows how to -ssclap.
an -ss-clap is the proper term for a the following action.

you see your best friend. you proceed to high-five your best friend. as your palms connect, continue on to slap your friend on the -ss cheek. proceed to bask in the awkward awesomeness.

great for making a p-ss at your straight/gay teammates after a score.

also the ultimate show of complete adjustment to your friend and the ultimate hand-shake/high-five no one dare copy.
volleyball/ basketball/video games/any games

ambiguously gay friend 1: h-llz yeah, score!!

ambiguously gay friend 2: -ss-clap!
n. a sound made when a girl is “twirkin”
did you hear that -ss clap jacob told fred when jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.
the clapping sound made when having rough s-x, caused by b-lls slapping against any part of a woman during s-x.
sorry i didn’t answer the phone, between that b-tch moanin’ and all the -ss clapin’ i couldn’t hear it!

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