Ass cold


colder than f-cking cold, so cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the -ss
it’s like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. when you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your -ss wasn’t left behind. that is -ss cold
chronic diarrhia or other lower gi issues
dude what’s the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
dude i can’t shake this -ss cold.

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