ass condom
1) the heteros-xual act that helps a friend not get an std with a woman; man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a man #2’s behind, while that man #2 puts his p-n-s into the woman, therefore protecting man #1 from any v-g-n-l diseases. it’s only 97% effective.
2) the blocking of another c-ck (less frequently used)
1)- “i don’t want to get her fat genes if i have s-xual relations with her.”
– “it’s okay, i’ll be your -ss condom.”
– “thanks, your the best friend ever.”
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- ass crack of the bed
the sp-ce between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far “omg you guys, last night you shoved me into the -ss crack of the bed.” “eff you broke the outlet.”
- ass drop
when she drops her -ss lower than skrillex’s b-ss. jordan: d-mn!, did you see lydia twerk last night?! dat -ss drop was dope! bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!
- Ass Larva
having an infestation of maggots with a combination of -n-l seepage tubby you got your -ss larva all over me!
- assnose
when 2 people 69 and the other persons nose smells like -ss because the other person either a)sh-t before s-x b)didnt shower before s-x -or- m-ssive face to -ss grinding causing the nose to smell like -ss. “oh man, last night me and my girl were 69ing and i ended up having an -ssnose afterwords.
- Assmobile
an overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations. a car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road. a vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or p-ssenger safety. man, when that -ssmobile was p-ssing i could barely hear myself think. […]