ass cream

cream used during -n-l intercourse. used as an -ss lubricant.
guy 1: when i was f-cking my girlfriend, she asked me to use -ss cream so my m-ssive c-ck could go in and out more smoothly.

guy 2: nice.
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a clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local walmart this is used when your -ss is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. it helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a m-ssive sh-t that ripped your -sshole.

in order to use this cream please follow the directions below:

1. open the lid (-ssuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. spread dem -ss cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your -sshole and the parts around it. be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarr-ssing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty f-ck.
“hey jessie you got any of that -ss cream you carry around?”
“yeah i have it with me right now here”
“thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go b-tter up my p–per now”
“ok you go do that ill wait right here”
sh-t on a cone
its winter and its too cold for icecream so have some warm -sscream instead
when a man inserts his p-n-s into a partner’s b-tthole and adds the “chocolate sh-ll”, comes back out and adds the recieving partner’s favorite icecream sauce to the man’s p-n-s. then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the p-n-s. this goes on repeatedly. every new addition of “chocolate sh-ll” is called “getting a scoop”.
guy1: “so what happened to that chick you picked up?”

guy2: “i took her to my place to get some -sscream.”

guy1: “her breath must smell like chocolate sh-t.”
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the -n-l orifice
where did i put my -ss cream? my hemorrhoids are killing me!
function: abbreviation
“-ssorted creams”
the box of russell stover -ssorted creams was abbreviated “rs -ss cream” on the receipt from the pharmacy.
when their is c-m/seamen in your b-m.
man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had -ss cream i dont even know how