ass crud


matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. the matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.
i wiped away larry dales’s -ss crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

the -ss crud was dry so i had to lick the toilet seat and then wipe it off.

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