Ass Dialing


“-ss dialing” is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented -sses who wear cell phones on belt clips. when they sit on their phones, random b-tton presses result in random calls all over the world. the recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of dtmf b-tton tones and m-ffled conversation.
my brother -ss dialed me last night at 2am. i think he was at a party.

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