Ass-dreads
the condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy b-tt area leads to a m-ss of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. can lead to problems with p–p clinging them, becoming a ‘rectal rasta’
“dude, did you see w-lly’s -ss-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?”
“yeah i know, they are gross, i think he has to get his mrs to trim them”
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