ass felching
-ss f-lch-ng is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into the -ss of a woman (or man) and then sucking the s-m-n back out of the -n-l cavity.
“i plowed my lady in the b-tt and then proceeded by -ss f-lch-ng my liquid love”
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