ass floss


a gurls thong or g-string
that chic looks d-mn fine when shes only wearing -ss floss!
-ss floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
-ss floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the c-m out of a t-ss-r salads -ss.
1. someone who p-sses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. a stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can’t stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for -sswhipe or jack-ss.
4. a thong.
that -ssfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.

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