Ass Flossing
when you take your roommates sheets and floss your -ss with them. very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. if done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the -ss crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your -ss
i got back from football practice and had a good -ss flossing with jim’s sheets. -or- i -ss flossed with jim’s sheets and put them back in the dryer.
to floss your -ss with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. when ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your -ss crack with their hair. (watching for razor blades and scrunches) then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like h-ll screaming while flailing your arms.
jenny was ready for doggy style but billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an -ss flosing. she was then backhanded and left on the floor.
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