Ass Gerbil
any “common” h-m-s-xual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amus-m-nt.
such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, ‘being the wife’, biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin c-m out of an -rs- with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the -n-s using an empty toilet tube.
straight man to gay man: ‘so what the f-ck is this f-lch-ng thing anyway?’
gay man: ‘i dunno mate, you tell me, as far as im aware its just another -ss-gerbil.’
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small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who sp-wns from one’s -n-l reigon. these “-ss grebils” are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.
-how to know that your -ss gerbil has been ejected-
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scr-p your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
boy1:”wow! my very first -ss gerbil!”
boy2:”cool! what color is yours?”
boy1:”orange and red!”
boy2:”wow! mine is green!”
one who likes gerbil -ss.
garrett is such an -ss gerbil.
what mike & co. are because they like to suck them
mike & co. like to lick gerbil -ss
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