Ass Gleek


-ss gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a shard. typically happens after a swim or eating taco bell.
“mmm that volcano taco was great. what’s this little grease spot on my seat, don’t tell me i just -ss gleeked?”

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