ass grenade

an -ss grenade is a sh-t that has so much force behind it, the sh-t explodes out of your -ss, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of sh-t-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
this is the sh-t equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

the end result leaves sh-t-shrapnel everywhere!
1. who in the h-ll ate the “dog-zilla” from byron’s? whoever did left a huge -ss grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!

2. who pulled the pin on the -ss grenade?
1. a laxative suppository. n.
2. a fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. n.
1. dude, i used an -ss grenade today, and i was on the toilet for hours.
2. i gotta go home and change clothes, i pulled a real -ss grenade back there.
eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea
“my wife said lets eat some food at the street fair” and i replied “yeah, sure lets just eat some -ss-grenades!”
when your sh-tting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
the feeling of world war 3 out of your -sshole
heavy amounts of sh-t
long pieces of sh-t or multiple sh-ts
m.o.a.s (m.other o.f a.ll s.hits) basically
bro i ate at this mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with -ss grenades
bro i took the m.o.a.s yesterday i couldn’t sit for a week
dude my -ss grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days
-ssgrenade – an individual that is a complete -ss and totally ruins a situation.
in 2011 st louis cardinals relief pitcher ryan franklin was such an -ssgrenade with several blown saves that the team relieved him of his closer duties.
a ball or clump of p–p capable of being thrown straight from the b-tt as a grenade.
i went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling -ss grenades at each other. then my roommate and i went back to our room and did the same.