Ass Guitar
when the -ss hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. hence the name “-ss guitar”. usually occurs due to swamp -ss.
man 1: d-mn, i have swamp -ss like you’d never believe!
man 2: well do you have an -ss guitar?
man 1: no
man 2: ive had worse
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