ass handed
when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their -sses handed to them.
the ottawa senators got their -sses handed to them 9-0.
the past tense description of having your -ss handed to you.
frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its’ evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006
dude, you just got -sshanded, again.
well, we -sshanded the “trifecta” yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.
why does inshannityboi keep telling me i’m -sshanded, when all i said was h-llo?
1) someone who shoots sh-t from their hand
2) someone that sits on their hands
3) when someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. the superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
the f-cktard in the corvette got his -ss handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.
to chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.
after peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-b-tt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, austin got his -ss handed to him.
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