Ass Mass


a place of worship (catholic, jewish, protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.
you’re at an -ss m-ss when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs
someone who has an incredibly large -ss….a huge booty shaker, more -ss than person
her -ssm-ss is beyond calculation!

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