ass nail


–ss nail-; pr-nounced (-ahs-)-(-nael-)

the occurence of being fingered up the -n-s too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your -n-s.
eg. “what’s taking you so long in the bathroom andrea?”

“f-ck off mum i’m sh-tting -ss nails
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when you wipe your -ss after a particularly stick sh-t, and i little bit of sh-t gets stuck under your thumb nail, this can then be washed off or fed to a fat guy as chocolate.
” arrrrgh alex that did not taste like chocolate,” “yeah you’ve been -ss nailed.”

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