ass ninja

one who engages in -n-l s-x so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.
bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. he is a true -ss ninja.
one who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one -ss to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

they could be a figurative -ssninja, or a real gay -ss ninja!
the latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform -ss s-x with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

they are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!
john walked oppenlegged, -ss bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. he had a swarm of -ssninja’s on his back all night, and won’t be able to sit for a month now!

yeah, one of the rapists was gay-sensei

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ninja’s that spontaniously sp-wn from ones -ss.
‘g-ddam, i had a bit of trouble with some -ss ninja’s this morning.’
stealthy like a ninja but clumsy like an -ss
” i snuck up behind this dude while playing halo and then like a total -ssninja, i got excited and threw a grenade and ended up killing myself instead” 🙁
a mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. as with the tooth fairy, santa claus and the easter bunny, the -ss ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.
“dude i totally just got visited by the -ss ninja! cover me while i pick my underwear out of my b-tt.”
an elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the sh-t out of whatever is living in them.

also, -ss ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don’t go to sleep -ss ninjas will get them.
last night -ss ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
go to bed now or the -ss ninjas will get you!
a ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks -ss. they aim straight for the b-ttocks and pummel mercilessly. see also: ‘munkf-ck
“man, we got so raped by those -ss-ninjas!”

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