ass pee
noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.
aw man, i gotta go home and take an -ss pee.
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a kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the -n-s much like urine. may cause fairly extensive dehydration. is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.
“i thought that was going to be a normal sh-t, but when i sat down on the toilet, it was -ss pee!”
when you sh-t pure liquid, that’s -sspee. coined by wings_unfurling.
omg, like, i had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and -sspee!
diarrhea. also known as b-tt mud.
that chili dog gave me -ss pee. i’ll never eat grade d meat again.
the stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your -n-s after eating m-ssive quant-ties of over-salted food. similar in consistency and sound to regular ‘pee,’ only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.
man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that i’m going to -ss pee all f-cking night.
what you get when you don’t cyber (smelly, sticky, gross – yet fun)
pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer -sspee
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