ass planet


an -ss which is so large, that a probe or sp-ceship could land on it.
an -ss planet is dangerous, that you may get captured or lured into the ravein by the serpent t-rd.
the only way to escape the crevice is if the serpent releases his methane-esque fumes, which escape at a rate high enough to compel you into deep sp-ce.
an -ss planet does not have an atmosphere, the only thing surrounding it is the fumes it has excreted from its core.
nasa has discovered a habitable planet, the -ss planets! they are round, foul-smelling, squishy planets. many think that when we achieve landing, we may lick the hole beneath the p–py -n-s crater!

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