ass portal


a new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. the main prize in said -ss portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
“woah dude i can’t wait for -ss portal 2 to come out!”
“yeah i know dude i’m going to grind for the snow dog as soon as i get it!”

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