ass sack


a sack-baggy of drugs stuck up ones -ss for conveyance (ex. into a penal facility, through airport or seaport security.)also done to prevent discovery by police.
work release inmate 1: “why you so boogered up homie?”

work release inmate 2: “cause i had this -ss sack of blow n-gg-”
when there is a b-llsack hanging from someone’s -ss
when tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an -ss sack!
when a f-ggot has s-x without any lube, really jamming it in there, and then pulls out before c-mming, therefor causing the inside of the -sshole to come out with the p-n-s.
i forgot lube the other day, so when i pulled out, there was an -ss sack
this happens on a f-ggot when they have alot of s-x in the -ss the -sshole itself starts to sag. this creates an -ss sack. elton john has one of these as does bill gates.
d-mn it elton i told you not so hard now i have to tuck in my -ss sack.

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