ass sandwich
a sandwich, made of -ss and poo. from a jack chick parody strip.
this is an -ss sandwich. it is made of -ss and poo.
the act of planting one’s -ss on another’s face, usually after they’ve been overserved and are p-ssed out on a couch or bed. proper form “fits” the b-tt crack atop the nose.
bobby came home hammered and p-ssed out. so i gave him an -ss sandwich.
being the vehicle stuck between the jack-ss going below the speed limit and the jack-ss riding your b-mper because of it.
also a term used for a group of 3 or more people who stand right in the middle of an isle or walkway to have a conversation, oblivious to the all people trying to get around them.
excuse me…excuse me… i have to use the can. excuse me. really? you are currently being a complete -ss sandwich, move your sh-t elsewhere!
your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two -sses
“so here i am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their -ss sandwich.”
1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. mcdonalds
my old lady left me, once again life has handed me an -ss sandwich!
the act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone’s -ss, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.
that fat b-tch was so drunk i gave her an -ss sandwich.
having s-x, getting laid
i’m going to have myself an -ss sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.
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