ass slapper


someone who slaps -sses. the most common occurrence of -ss slapping is during s-x.
bill: i slapped angela’s -ss while banging her last night!
fred: you, my friend, are an -ss slapper!

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    when you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible sh-t bubble. the instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal sh-t bomb. man, i polished off two bottles of jack daniels last night and when i woke up this morning i had the most epic -ss-splashin.

  • Ass that Smiles

    to be a great person who brings delight to the world. man, did you see that lady? she brings me so much joy. she’s got an -ss that smiles.

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    a small select few of podiatrists and -ssociates of no more than a car full that attend on an annual basis well known theme parks and have regular social gatherings encomp-ssing gin and other alcohol based beverages and often resulting in some form of karaoke. the at gang are off again

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  • atodaso

    abbreviation for i told you so. mainly used by ricks in trailer park boys… roughly the same meaning as your fault. 1: you were right, the pigs found out about my f-ckin’ dope… 2: atodaso, man, i f-ckin’ atodaso.


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