ass-slaptastic


adj: having the sufficent attractivness to be considered for -ss slapping
man, weave’s succubus sure is -ss-slaptastic

Read Also:

  • E Bump

    (n.) ecstasy (v.) to take large amounts of ecstasy, chew straws, wear sungl-sses example 1 person 1: monitor your friends progress! person 2: look! they’re e-b-mpin! example 2 steve: hey, man, tryna go e b-mpin tonight?! brad: h-lll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an e b-mp! i have a whole pocket full of wendy’s straws! […]

  • Harlem Napkin

    toilet paper. used in place of a paper towel or a napkin. you: d-mn bro, you have hot pockets? friend: yeah, why? you: i’m gonna cook one. got any paper towels? friend: na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

  • holiday treat

    observation of a reasonably statuesque human ‘hotfooting’ (jogging,running) during an outing, -ssessing their ‘treasures’ and salivating gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres’ a holiday treat!! 20

  • point-head

    (n) a minature horse-like creature with a bony fin protruding from the top of the skull. point-heads are frequently hunted using the distinct point-head mating call. (see clucky) in the forest lurked the point-head

  • Ass stuffer

    one who stuffs things up their -ss. tj is such an -ss stuffer!


Disclaimer: ass-slaptastic definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.