ass-tag convention


the accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. this convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be -ssumed as general practice. practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
“i forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. hopefully he observes the -ss-tag convention.”

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