Ass Thinking


low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jack-ss friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on youtube, and it did go viral on youtube, not because it worked, but because your -sses caught fire.

ant. brain thinking
b-mmer, dude. bet that hurts when you sit. got to tell you, that was some serious -ss thinking.

nice youtube vid, though.

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