Ass Trash
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material;
usually results in using:
-paper towels used previously to clean your sink
-toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the toothpaste
-previously used stridex pads
-previously used tampons wrapped up in toilet paper
-previously used tissues used to blow your nose
-the cardboard cylinder of the recently run-out toilet paper
“after eating chipotle, mike rushed to the bathroom in order to drop his deuce. afterwards, he realized that he was completely out of toilet paper. he then remembered his next best option: -ss trash. mike had to refer to wiping his -ss with his mother’s previously used v-g-n-l pad.
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one who does something just to be an -sshole regardless of humor and acts like it’s no big deal. they expect you not to care, but you do.
rick: you sh-t on my desk! what the f-ck mad disrespect man.
steve: yeah, i thought it would be cool.
rick: -sstrash!
the term used to describe the situation when a gay man has -n-l s-x and s-m-n covered feces slips out.
oh my god! look at all that -ss trash floating in the pool! run!!!!
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