Ass Vortex


loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale air through ones own -ss, and then using that air to fart at will!
sven tried to impress some girls by doing an -ss vortex.
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one whose -ssholeness reaches such a point that neither the -sshole nor light can escape it.
george allen proved himself an -ssvortex when he call an indian-american student a “macaca” then claimed he didn’t know what it meant

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