ass-weevil


a derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an -n-l itch that you can’t quite get rid of. more directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your -ss.

the term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one mat noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for bungie studios (creators of the halo video game franchise).
bill (for the millionth time): “hey nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?”

nick: “goddammit bill! for the millionth f-cking time i won’t have the report done till friday! god you are such an -ss-weevil!!! i hope you die!”

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